technical virgin

a technical virgin is a girl who has been f-cked up her -ss, but not in her poon-tang, leaving them technically a virgin still.
billy really wants to have s-x with me, but i want to stay a virgin until im married. losing your virginity before then is against my religion, so ill let him f-ck me in the -ss and ill still be a technical virgin. its what i always do.
a supposed “loophole” way for christian girls to have -n-l and oral s-x but remain “pure” and still call themselves a “virgin”. ridiculous and hypocritical, some girls who are only technically virgins themselves look down on other girls who have v-g-n-l s-x before marriage, even though they have let a guy put his p-n-s in their -ss.
“my friend christian is a technical virgin, she only lets guys put it in two out of three of her possible holes.”

“your friend is an idiot; if a p-n-s touches your naked body, you aren’t pure anymore.”
a man/woman, who by definition is a virgin due to non-existence of s-xual intercourse in their life, but who has otherwise s-xually gratified the other gender (or the same gender) with the use of their hands, mouth, or b-ttocks.
dude: i totally got my rocks off with stacy last night.

girl: but isn’t stacy a virgin?

dude: correction, she’s a technical virgin, she’s been giving bl-wj-bs and handjobs since she was 14, and i dumped my load in my -ss when i was done.
when a girl has been told all her life by her friends and family that s-x is bad and unnatural… and she has a boyfriend who wants s-x… she usually takes the easy way out by doing everything except the actual act. this usually means the said boyfriends p-n-s will go in her hands, up her -ss, and in her mouth, anything to get the boy to pleasure her back. all women are weak. they know they cant call themselves virgins, so they go by this term, always using that little loophole to get the pleasure they desire.
stacy calls herself a technical virgin.
…stacy is a wh-r-.