Technicality Whore


an individual who justifies their s-xual impropriety though claiming each act of s-xual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circ-mstances. the technicality wh-r- is thus able to make excuses after each s-xual act to avoid guilt. the technicality wh-r- is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.

technicality wh-r-s will often use phrases like:
“it wasn’t cheating because…”
“i am not a wh-r- because…”
“it’s not s-x if…”

common technicality wh-r- technicalities include:
1. bl-w j-bs are not s-x and therefore not cheating.
2. s-x doesn’t count as cheating if you don’t love the person you are cheating with.
3. s-x isn’t s-x if you don’t sleep in bed together.
4. s-x isn’t s-x if all the clothes don’t come off.
5. s-x isn’t s-x if there is no kissing.
…and so on.
bill clinton is the world’s most famous technicality wh-r-. he claimed he “did not have s-xual relations with that woman, miss lewinsky.” he was using the cl-ssic bl-w j-bs aren’t s-x pattern that has been used by technicality wh-r-s since time immemorial.

other examples:
“i just got banged by the basketball team but i am not a wh-r- because there was no kissing.”

“i had s-x with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn’t know. but it’s ok because i love them both.”

a virgin girl who takes it in the -ss only says: “i am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one i love”

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