Techno Dick
someone who is more familiar with steve jobs than bl-w j-bs.
“matty w. is such a techno d-ck that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text”
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an individual who gets blue b-lls when their bluetooth doesn’t work.
“shysie was a major techno d-ck yesterday. i thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn’t sync with his car.”
technod-ck (tek-no-dik) noun: an online p-ssing contest in which the partic-p-nts post electronic dance music (edm) clips to one up eachother.
noun: s-xtual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to edm playing in the background.
noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to edm
“jeff why are you partic-p-ting in a technod-ck instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?”
“my technod-ck was totally in sync while boning jane last night.”
“listening to that awesome edm mix gave me a raging technod-ck.”
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