technoamish
one who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an amish person who has never had electricity.
i asked joe how this meter worked and he replied “i’m completely techno-amish and have no idea”!
when a person (usually and old person who grew up without a computer) has no clue how to use modern day technology. for instance they can not operate a simple flat screen tv, record tv shows on a dvr, or use word on a computer.
“my mom is so technoamish, she can’t even check her e-mail without my help”
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