technocamping
a vacation from digital technology. no e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.
“i’m going technocamping. you won’t be able to contact me for a couple weeks.”
what do you get when you cross harold camping and technology punditry?
you get a doom-and-gloom prediction of the demise of a technology or technology company, based largely on conjecture and uninformed speculation.
when (pundit) swears that (technology company) is on the verge of collapse because their senior management was overheard by (unreliable source) to be looking into using voodoo as a means of retaining their customer base, that pundit is technocamping.
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