technocondriac


someone who always -ssumes that something they have done is the cause of any technical problem that arises.

never -ssumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.

often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.
n00b: omg, i broke all of msn!
g44k: no, the system is down again, you technocondriac.

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