technological profiling
1. the inclusion of technological characteristics in determining whether a person is considered likely to posses certain “predictable” qualities and/or likely to act or behave in “predictable” manners.
2. the practice of subst-tuting gadgetry and use thereof for evidence as grounds for social status.
3. general geek/nerd stigma.
girl: “look at richy rich, iphone and a kindle. don’t they cost like $500?”
other girl: “something like that, at least we have friends and get out.” -laugh-
my head: “b-tch please, my buddy just left, we are in a starbucks, and i’m not the one with the hooker heels and louis vuitton purse. this is technological profiling!”
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