technology pessimist


one who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. these feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).
when i pulled out my treo 660, jaime ran away. i tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. what a technology pessimist! if only she knew what she was missing…

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