technotarded
1. a person who has no clue about technology. 2. an insecure individual who calls the help desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, “i am not computer savvy.” 3. a technologically-challenged individual.
oh my gawd, i’m surrounded by technotards! they couldn’t operate a c64 without a owner’s manual!!
one who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.
“how do i post this picture off my smartphone? im sorry im technotarded”
someone that computer technology has by p-ssed
i am so technotarded, you have to call me if you send me an e-mail!
the inability to operate (modern) technology without -ssistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.
“my parents are so technotarded they can’t send an e-mail by themselves.”
one that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
a person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, cd players, record machines, televisions, ipods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of -n-log display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
someone who is r-t-rded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.
-d-mn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday…and it turns out that the computer was off!
-what are you talking about!? bill gates is definitely not technotarded.
-dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn’t even put a new contact on her phone…
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