Technowned
when someone tries to use technology that doesn’t work – or that they don’t know how to use – in front of people, and embarr-sses themselves.
in a text message conversation:
me: look up mariah moment on urban dictionary you will lol
friend: ha ha ha you’ll just looking up the dictionary out you
friend: stupid voice dictation
me: hahaha – technowned!
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