Techual Harassment


the act of a person, or people, har-ssing you because of your choice or preference towards a particular type or brand of technology.
example 1:
ignorant douchebag #1: “i can’t believe you bought an iphone, you know they’re inferior to an android phone in every conceavable way!”

iphone owner “hey man, that’s techual har-ssment. the iphone is a great phone”.

example 2:
ignorant douchbag #2: “dude, why do you have windows vista on that machine? you know it’s, like, bloated and less secure and stuff”.

windows vista ownder “hey “dude”, stop techually har-ssing me, i don’t appreciate it”.

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