TeckieKat
techiekat: one who is a technical savant and who also possesses cat-like reflexes used in michael jackson style dance moves. this rare combination results in a superbly cool and laid back technical wiz.
techiekat: grade a, it bad–ss!
scenario 1 – teckiekat:
girl at the library having problems with her laptop.
guy: hey i see your having a problem; do you want me to help?
girl: “no answer”
guy: you don’t have to be cold like that, i just want to help
girl: i was trying to save you.
guy: save me! save me from what?
girl: my boyfriend is a techiekat
guy: screams in agony and runs away…
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