tecticles
spectacles for your t-st-cl-s.
“oi dave!” says pete-the-lege. “have you seen my new tecticles?”, as he unzips his fly. “look, it lets the lady know you’re cl-ssy”.
“pete your t-st-cl-s look like a f-cking librarian you t-ss-r” exclaims dave.
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