wonkus


a man’s p-n-s that exceeds one’s comprehension in both length and girth. typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.
what kinds of things do you do for fun?
i am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.

you all better duck, because i am going to turn around and i don’t want to smack you with my wonkus.

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