Tecumseh Toe Jam
a s-xual position in which one partic-p-nt kneels over (usually a female)with their face low to the ground, and their -n-s in the air, much like “presenting”. the other partic-p-nt then m-st-rb-t-s, -j-c-l-t-ng on their own big toe. the foot is then pulled back and forcefully inserted into the other partic-p-nt, implanting the big toe firmly in the -n-s. this is best done by curling all of the other toes under, so that the big toe is prominent, thereby ensuring maximum penetration. this can be used as a punishment or as a way to “let the b-tch know it’s time to go”.
that tec-mseh toe jam was so bad, i think it gave me a pink sock!
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that’s one evil b-tch! she needs a tec-mseh toe jam!
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i dismissed her with a tec-mseh toe jam!
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