Ted Banker


(also known as “ted”)

bad-ss bbq cookin, st. louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
ted banker is the f-cking man.
(also known simply as ted, tbank, and many others)

a shot of cabo wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. genius.
ted banker? he has shots too?

tbank shots on me b-tches.

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