Ted Cruz Booze Snooze


when one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. the victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.
“i heard patrick attended douglas’ party in orlando last night. he took a heavy ted cruz booze snooze and now i hear he’s in michigan at a seven year old’s birthday party.”

“niiiice.”

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