Ted Dwane
mumford and sons vocalist, string b-ssist, drummer, guitarist. known for his unusually deep voice, dapper wardrobe and his love for peanut b-tter. definitely under-appreciated.
-listening to mumford and sons-
person 1: that guy is an epic b-ssist.
person 2: yeah that’s ted dwane!
person 1: doesn’t he like peanut b-tter?
person 2: so you watch mumford and pals too?!
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