ted haggard
ted arthur haggard is an american evangelical preacher. he is also known for having f-cked mike jones, denying it, then accepting it and subsequently resigning his leadership of the national -ssociation of evangelicals.
ted haggard: i am a deceiver and a liar. the fact is i am guilty of s-xual immorality…there is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that i’ve been warring against it all of my adult life.
me: you’re teh ghey. both literally and metaphorically.
ted haggard: i know…
f-ll-t–, especially by a tv preacher.
that tv preacher tedhaggarded that male prost-tute and got caught, but he still somehow manages to work as a preacher somewhere.
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