Ted Nugent

clownish pedophile who dodged the vietnam draft. wishes he could be taken seriously as a muscian, but is stuck playing state fairs.

played in d-mn yankees band with a bunch of other pop music hacks. strictly for lightweights.
q: “duuuuuude, you got any ted nugent?”

a: “do i look like a r-t-rd to you?”
a draft-dodging hypocrite pseudopatriot moron who would send your kids to die in some war for the republican party but would never consider following his rhetoric with action and try shooting at things that can actually fire back. in short, a gutless coward whose fans are a bunch of geriatric old farts that vote republican.
ted nugent thinks hes a bad-ss, but he decided to sh-t in his pants and look crazy before the draft board during vietnam.
a singer/guitarist who was in a band in the late 50s that had a hit with “journey to the center of the mind”. he went solo in the mid 70s. he gained a reputation for his wild stage antics and meandering crazy gonzo onstage rants. he has released many alb-ms but the only good solo songs he has made are “little miss dangerous” (used in an episode of miami vice) and the radio hit “cat scratch fever”. such a small number of good songs from a 30-year+ career is a mighty sad ratio. in the 90s he was a member of the derivative band d-mn yankees. a gun enthusiast and hunting fan, he’s caused controversy by his support of canned hunting and killing animals for no d-mn good reason. he says that all environmentalists and animal advocates can “kiss his -ss”. he did his d-mndest to get out of the draft during the vietnam war era (1958 – 1975) but now is a cheerleader and armchair warrior, claiming to “support the troops”. a complete dumb-ss hypocrite. he visited one of saddam hussein’s palaces like a spectator after the iraqi dictator was deposed. terrible ted said he really got a thrill out of that. it’s ok to take a look around after the violence has gone someplace else and you’re out of danger, isn’t it? ted said that baghdad should’ve been “nagasaki”ed. sheer ignorance. since he supports the iraq war so much, why don’t he ship his cowardly -ss over to iraq and fight it as well? he has done and said countless other offensive things. he is a slave to an extreme political ideology. he is now a droid, a brainwashed robot who can’t think for himself and cannot accept the diversity that america is supposed to be.
in a concert in michigan a few years ago, a journalist writing a review of a ted nugent concert noted that ted performed an “idolatrous ritual” of “worshipping the american flag”. ted nugent has long been known to be obnoxious in his concerts and such. now he’s also a pushy extremist loudmouth cretin -sshole programmed by an ideology. sad.
a complete f-cking moron that does a lot of cocaine. ted nugent is a close-minded republican -sshole.
ted nugent’s ego shows a lack of p-n-s width.
a guy who has long hair and plays (or did at one time) rock guitar but is not representative of what long hair or rock ‘n’ roll is about. he is a f-cking redneck who likes to kill animals and supports war. “the nuge” is a splooge.
ted nugent needs to put down his crossbow, smoke some marijuana, and listen to some dead.
-sshole redneck
ted nugent is an -sshole redneck, who gets an erection from murdering innocent animals.

its when you sleep with a girl and she gets up to leave the room and you crossbow her in the back.
chris got mad at evelyn so he gave her a ted nugent when she when to the bathroom.

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