Teddy Bear Syndrome
when you break-up with someone, you don’t want to date them anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to date them either.
just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. however, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.
friend #1: i can’t believe it – i broke up with him, not the other way around, so why am i so upset that he is dating someone else?
friend #2: it can’t be helped, it is called ‘teddy bear syndrome’, you don’t want to play with your teddy-bear anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to play with it either!
Read Also:
- Teddy Ruxpin
(s-xual maneuver) when a male bangs a female from behind, and while doing so, shoves a c-ssette tape into the female’s -ss. the resulting phrases and noises that come from the female’s mouth play automatically for everyone to savor! timmy was notorious for giving girls the “teddy ruxpin” before he was found dead under a […]
- tedial
a combination of tedious and menial. this cubicle job is so fn tedial
- tediocre
something which is both tedious and mediocre “jeez, i thought benjamin b-tton would never end… what a tediocre movie!”
- teehee giggle snort
a awesome word used by peter michael sally and pamela madden smith. it has been copywrighted so dont try to use it. it is the sister word to uber dork. :] joe: i totally saw matthew with a man! nick: omg teehee giggle snort. omg, violet that sweater is soo teehee giggle snort!
- teen lapping
to lick a teen’s p-ssy. i love making teen lapping to my neighbor.