Teef on the gutter
an aggressive threat, literally meaning that one will physically force another to bite upon concrete guttering, and promptly with a direct sharp kick to the back of the head, leave ones “teef on the gutter” (sic.). first uttered by an angry bogan one faithful afternoon, and has a continued legacy for those whom it was directed towards.
upon further research, this is also known as a california smile and bite the curb, can be graphically seen in popular culture, where in american history x edward norton punishes a negro man for vandalizing his car.
pat: “teef on the gutter, bah”
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