teen boys

boys who quote things like borat and calls everything and everyone gay just for the sake of it. all they do is want to get in a girls pants and get bl-wj-bs all the time. they nonstop talk about f-cking your mom and just f-cking in general. and after everything you say they say “your mom” for no apparent reason. and they think the way to a girls heart is messing with them and telling them they have b-n-rs just so you will make out with them. they usually are jack-sses and act like idiots on a regular basis. as in sticking there arms in a fire and mooning the girls when they get the chance. they brag about drinking and “snorting pepper” just to get a laugh,attention,or to impress us. but at the same time to us teen girls they are the most amazing thing ever to be put on this earth. well i dont know if all guys are like this. all i know is this is how the ones i know act.
(after hanging out with all friends girls/boys)
teenboy-“hey can we go back to your house after this?”
teengirl-“i dont think so. a few of us girls are spending the night at my house.”
teenboy-“so? we could still spend the night.”
teengirl-“where would you sleep?”
teenboy-“on top of you!”

teenboy1-“this taste really good”
teenboy2-“thats what your mom said last night!oooh”

teenboy1-“oh my god she is so hot!”
teenboy2-“i know! yeah, i hear she gives good bl-wj-bs too.”
teenboy1-“(borat voice)niiiccee!”
teenboy2-“(goes up to girl) hey i was looking at you and you gave me a b-n-r! you wanna give me a bl-wj-b?”
teengirl-“no!!go f-ck yourself! you teen boys are all alike!”