Teen Mom


person who can’ t keep her legs shut.
my cousin is only 17 years old is a teen mom and she is the proud owner of three brats, she has no hope or future, she has a low paying job at boston market and relies heavily on welfare.
a reality show that features the life and times of teen aged women that had children at a young age…most (thankfully not all) are nothing but lazy–ssed rancid party sl-ts that don’t realize what planet they reside on, let alone the fact that they have children…
did you see teen mom last night? the b-tch featured was a loser…
a wh-r-
intelligent person: look at you ya wh-r-, couldn’t keep em crossed huh
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say
a female adolescent that has had a child
“freya’s just become a teen mom because of ralph!”
where the girl is taking it like a champ on her back, and just as the guy is about to go, he punches her directly in the stomach, and simultaneously blows it inside of her.
bill: “hey tom! did you hook up with sally last night?”

tom: “you bet i did! i teen mom’d her sk-nk -ss too!”

bill: “you’re the gnarliest dude i know.”

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