Teenage Sociologist
a teenager who likes to “study society”, who is involved in the social science of sociology. typically, they fight ‘the man’ by ‘observing’ reactions of society (their small group of friends), sticking it to capitalists, corporate america, and conformists.
they conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.
derek: this whole julian -ssange issue is great, i like to study the reactions of society of this event
john: sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? putting important files online is good?
derek: you see, you’re a conformist and just wouldn’t understand. i don’t conform to society, because i don’t like society. i study it and laugh at it
john: right, so instead of ‘conforming’ you conform to other non conformists looking for “the truth”?
derek: capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn’t be capitalism. marx was right, i read marx so you just don’t get it.
john: right… so sociology interests you? major in it
derek: i will, but sociology isn’t something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. to ‘allow’ you to have it, it belongs to all
john: ok, so that’s a yes?
derek: for a conformist, yes
john: well, i’m going to be successful in life… have fun
derek: society deems who is ‘successful’ and who isn’t, which is wrong. there will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how capitalism is evil. there has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism abolish the government!111one!!!!! -foam-
john: teenage sociologist…. great
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