Teet Milk


a practical joke played amongst males. unlike the purple nurple, teet milking involves back-handing/hitting the victims’ nipple rather than twisting it. the teet milking process can take time, often resulting in bruising, redness, and even blood emitting from the victims nipple(s)
james – “can i offer you a gl-ss of….teet milk”

eric – “um whats teet milk?”

(jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)

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