teewogle
someone who sits around all day on his -ss and then m-st-rb-t-s vigorously at night. most commonly someone who constantly plays and has no source of life. someone who also can find almost every p-rn site known to man. has the ability to pleasure himself to anything.
yeah, that guy’s such a teewogle. i swear to god he never leaves his room.
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