telejerking


portmanteau of “teleworking” and “jerking”. this occurs when you have an office job that requires such little time and effort, that on snowy days when employees telework from home, you can have several j-rk–ff sessions while technically being paid.

such jobs are usually only afforded to government employees and sometimes government contractors, since deadlines don’t mean anything to their bosses and they will be paid regardless of performance.
rick: i telejerked yesterday and today. how do you feel knowing that your tax dollars go to pay me for choking my chicken two times before lunch while looking at p-rn on my work computer? yeah, and that conference call at 2? i was sh-tting while i was on the phone. tomorrow will be my third consecutive day of telejerking due to the chain of command in my office being populated by spineless men who employee only college interns and s-ssy black ladies that literally contribute nothing to the ability of our government to function.

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