Teflonic


the act or ability to never let any failure stick to you but attempt to take credit for all successes, by never making a decision on your own and thus never being the target of failure bottlenecks. though it will not stop you if things go right, all success will be cohersed to stick with your name as its leader.

teflonics will hold position of powers but when forced to use that power they will vocalize that there is nothing they can do .
hans is so teflonic that if gravity didnt hold his fat cancerpuffing -ss down, he would slide right to the sun and take credit for its warmth glow.

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