Tej

noun: player, used to describe one who is the “king of the seas”. this m-f- will put a cap in yo -ss if you even look at him wrong. don’t cross with tej or it may just be the last thing you do.
-(puss): i saw tej walking down the street yesterday and i almost sh-t my pants. i had to hide in a trash can for the rest of the day

-(chuck norris): sh-t every time i hear the word “tej”, i get reminded of that time where he beat my -ss with a candlestick

-(aunt jemima): tej will put the syrup in yo pancakes

-(colonel sanders): tej is too drunk to taste this chicken

-(allah): praise me b-tches (see’s tej), o sh-t, praise tej, tej, tej…….(blows himself up)
a guy that is good at speeches but pretty annoying at times. he can actually kind of be funny but don’t tell him, it will encourage him to try to be funny and thus become annoying. also, he wants a goat.
tej is so weird.
rejection that happens four times, but persistance is seen and a realisation of geniune interest and possibly love follows.
this guy went through a stage of tejness
a drink:how to make a tej panesar
ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts humour
1 part beauty
method:
combine in a tall gl-ss half filled with crushed ice. add a little c-cktail umbrella and a dash of l-stfulness. or
method:
layer ingredientes in a shot gl-ss. add wisdom to taste! do not overindulge!

hehe.
a drink: how to make a tej panesar
ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts humour
1 part beauty
method:
combine in a tall gl-ss half filled with crushed ice. add a little c-cktail umbrella and a dash of l-stfulness. or
method:
layer ingredients in a shot gl-ss. add wisdom to taste! do not overindulge!

hehe.