telant
the inability to type correctly when someone is standing behind you looking over your shoulder.
derived from the word ‘telnet’ that is always mis-typed as telnat, among it networking professionals when a co-worker is standing behind them.
john get really bad telant whenever anyone is standing in his cube.
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