tele-poop
when someone talks on the phone while taking a p–p.
dude, the other day marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. after about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart…she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-p–p.
1 more definition
when u are taking a sh-t and talking on the phone at the same time
tom: “hey”
bob: “hey, whats up?”
tom: “nothing… i hope you dont mind, but im taking a telep–p right now.”
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