tennis can
a s-xual manoeuvre in which the man inserts his t-st-cl-s into a woman’s -n-s, then removes them, producing the characteristic “pop” sound one gets when opening a can of tennis b-lls.
jordan’s really lucky. sarah let him tennis can her.
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