tele-tactics
when you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.
john: jesus christ are you kidding me right now?
you: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)
sam: no im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!
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