teleblackicly


a portmanteau of “telepathic” and “black”, used to satirize the commonly held belief by non-blacks that all blacks with a general vicinity (campus, city, small nation) know each other familiarly and are aware of each other’s activities and whereabouts.
non-black student (1): “…and i think this girl jennifer was at the recital, too.”

non-black student (2): “who’s that?”

non-black student (1): “oh, she’s half-black and has poofy hair–”

non-black student (2): “half-black–jamal, do you know her?”

jamal (black student): “oh, yea sure. let me contact her teleblackicly…”
::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::

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