Telecom
also known as ‘telecon’.
the main telecommunications business in new zealand.
they dominate the phone lines and force everybody else to use ridiculously slow internet speeds because they can’t be bothered unbundling some cables.
often ridiculed for their horrible impact on nzs’ internet speed and their blocky, unimaginative logo.
hated for making the song “come together” by the beatles a national taboo.
gamer1 “i’m running at 200ping!”
gamer2 “f-cking telecom and their gay interwebs!!”
customer “h-llo, my phone lines are broken.”
telecom rep. “we can get somebody out there to help in about a month… please hold.”
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