teleconbect
a method of remote communication with a jaguar that involves the use of all modes of known technology as well as ethereal methods, including telepathic musical messages from band like hall & oates, fleetwood mac, and various romantic songs from the rat pack era.
adv (teleconbectedly)
gotta go teleconbect with that hot -ss jaguar & get my groove on
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