telekinesis
the ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there’s yet no proof it exists in real life.
wilma: nicky, would you get me the second volume of the kinsey report on the top shelf?
nicky: get me a ladder then! i can’t reach that high, what do you think, i’ve got telekinesis or something?
bent pocketknife.
bent silverware.
same fork, with new bends. 2 of 2
a fork i bent using telekinesis. 1 of 2
me doing tk.
the ability to translate and/or transform matter through time and sp-ce by altering the informational component of the quantum waves defining the m-ss in question. see psionics.
telekinesis can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics.
“thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind.”
– “carrie” 1976
don’t you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?
yeah, then i could make people think the place was haunted!
telekinesis is an awesome, kick -ss band from seattle, washington.
in early 2009, this band was signed to merge records.
this band is the sh-t.
michael benjamin lerner(drums, acoustic guitar, vocals)
jason narducy (b-ss guitar, background vocals)
cody votolato (electric guitar, background vocals)
“i heard this really cool song on youtube the other day.”
“hm, must have been telekinesis..”
there really is no spoon
the creepy bald kid in the matrix had telekinesis
the ability to import/export/traffic drugs without ever touching them.
i got those telekinesis powers dog, i never touch the white.
ability to control mana or lifeforce in the air. it can be moved softened hardened and many other things
telekinesis can soften the impact of a long fall.
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