Telemanjaro
the worlds largest hdtv which proudly hangs from the roof of the new dallas cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. it is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.
sole owner, jerry jones. “jerry wants it, jerry gon get it”.
1. i wonder how a playstation game would look on telemanjaro.
2. dude, i could see your boogers when they showed your face on telemanjaro.
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