telemockery
to play a joke or harr-ss a telemarketer (harr-ssing phone salesperson) back when they call you.
tom: h-llo
telemarketer: is tom barker available?
tom: yah, he’s not married..ha ha ha, that me sweet heart
telemarketer: hi, this is susy with flossy cruises, you’ve just won a cruise, all expenses paid for two to..
tom: susy, hey susy that’s a s-xy name will you come with me on the cruise?
telemarketer: um, sorry tom i’m not able to do that
tom: oh i guess since you work there you can’t come with me, hey that’s ok, i can get you a fake id with a new name baby
telemarketer: i appreciate that mr. barker but let me tell you how to claim your prize, all you have to do is attend a short presentation this sat-rday at the flossy inn
tom: oh susy, i’ll meet ya there honey, i’ll get a room with a king size bed and..
telemarketer:um mr. barker please i won’t be there, but let me tell you the exciting offers you will hear about at the presentation
tom: now susy, i’m all excited about your offer, as a matter of fact i’ll tell you about it..i’m touching it right now
click
tom:susy? …..dial tone
… now people that’s one sweet telemockery!
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