telenasus
origin: latin nasus, nose
adjective: telenasic
the psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) frank had the telenasus ability. he could watch a p-rn on his computer, focus intently on the woman’s v-g-n-, and use his telenasic ability to smell the v-g-n-. he loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the p-rn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of p-n-s or -n-s.
2) johnny hated having telenasus. someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. when watched tv he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, johnny could smell it. every dumpster, every rank body that hadn’t showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. he knows which actors don’t brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their b-lls more. it was a curse.
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