telepalmer


the new, more genuine, folksier alternative to a teleprompter. consists of writing notes on the palm of your hand, then consulting them while delivering a speech on national television.
“the telepalmer? i think she did it on purpose. i think she did it on purpose, yeah. because it’s the exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence. here she’s just taking crib notes on her hand. it makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff and she just jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech.”

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