telephone marriage
usually, ship’s crew members, ofiicers or ratings might be at sea working on various ships something like 80% of their time, sometimes even one year or more at a time, continuously. in case they are married they often call their wife from different ports of call or from the ship herself via satellite telephone, thus having actually a “telephone marriage” instead of a normal marriage.
ben: you know, mark calls his wife so often!
steve: yeah, i know, he has a “telephone marriage”
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