telephone roulette
the act of singling while waiting for your phone call to be answered. any slight timing misjudgment automatically leads to awkwardness.
charlie: p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face la la la la (sung)
ring ring…ring ring..
florence: h-llo?
charlie: she got to love n-body (sung)
charlie: …uhhhh
(awkward silence)
florence: did i just catch you playing telephone roulette?
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