Telephrenia
the feeling you get while flipping through the television channels, stopping briefly on each one, and hearing logical sentences come out of it.
tv-“this is” (flip) “a great” (flip) “opportunity for this” (flip) “cheese sandwich” (flip) “and president obama.”
guy1-“did the tv just make a sentence out of random sound bites from different stations?”
guy2- “nah man, you just have a case of telephrenia!”
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