telepiphany
a profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situations.
waiting on a phone tree, i was subjected to a tinny, crackling version of pachelbel’s canon – and i had a telepiphany: “lessons come in many forms, gr-sshopper. this ancient music bears the patina of time – be patient with your isp, for they will truncate it horribly and reward your patience with tech support.”
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