Umbrella Graveyard


on a stormy day, a heap of at least 5 broken and mangled umbrellas tossed on the side of a city street/sidewalk.
coworker 1: wow, it’s like a hurricane outside.
coworker 2: i know, i must have p-ssed 6 umbrella graveyards this morning!

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