teleporting


teleporting is slang for giving a handjob, primarily used in the ypsilanti/flint michigan area by youths.

usually, teleporting happens when people run out of money and still need to get somewhere. usually, the person will make a deal with someone like a trucker to get where he needs to go.
out of money, young matt had to return home to tec-mseh, so he decided to go teleporting instead of walking.
when you hit 88 while on an airplane.
m-ff: bro, what time does your plane leave for key west?

anthony: after i leave the airport bar.

m-ff: are you going to be drunk?

anthony: yea bro, i’m teleporting to the keys.

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