Telesavalas


a bald person, who, at a distance, resembles iconic slapheaded actor telly savalas – i.e virtualy any bald person at a distance

this effect may also be refered to as the telesavalas effect
a- dude – isn’t that telly savalas over there across the street?
b- what? where?
a- across the street, grappling with a souvlaki
b- dude, telly savalas has been dead and burried for years. what you see is just a telesavalas.

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