teleslam
the process of simultaneously telecommunicating and slamming, defined as defecating, at the same time.
nick: hey gina, do you ever teleslam?
gina: yeah, i do it all the time.
everyone in the room: ohhhhhhhhhh…
gina: what? i do.
awkward silence-
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